Funny Moments In The Bush's

So last night I was just about to fall asleep but G had been asleep for a good 2 hours. When all of a sudden out of nowhere he slapped my booty. I immediately was jolted out of the la la land of being almost asleep. I turned over and stared at him . So here is how the conversation went from this moment

M: Why did you do that? ( kinda in a soft tone)

G: No response

M: WHY DID YOU DO THAT ( not so much of a soft tone anymore)

G: Tis the season (and he just rolled over)

M: Bahahaha

So funny what people do and say while they are asleep!1